The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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Quote #82527`Danium quotes, Aug 1, 2013, 7:38:21 AM
<-elly-> Danium: I'm of Irish and Scottish decent and am Australian.
<-elly-> I'm a lean, mean, drinking machine.
<-elly-> And by lean and mean I mean fat and out of control.
Quote #82544=GoaliGrlTilDeath quotes, Aug 02, 2013, 12:25:41 AM
<calebvoorhees> errr.. ftr ll tht stll nbdy vtd.
<OrendorffKnight> clbvrhs. dd thts yr nm
<ahhmedicine> I'd like to buy some vowels
Quote #82688^laserBEAST quotes, Aug 09, 2013
<kari5> O_o I'm still in love with my husband optimus prime he's only in my dreams I'll explain his life in my dreams
Quote #82647`OpalMist quotes, Aug 7, 2013, 12:04:32 PM
<xXEclipseTheCatXx> I do believe OpalMist is the only one who talks to me anymore.
<OpalMist> xXEclipseTheCatXx: How would you know?
<OpalMist> xXEclipseTheCatXx: You've got everyone else ignored.
<xXEclipseTheCatXx> OpalMist: No, I don't. Only 444 people.
Quote #82621=GoaliGrlTilDeath quotes, Aug 6, 2013, 4:16:33 PM
<ThePencilWielder> 494urfdjkfdjfid94: 84-29388498905029375: I don't mean to sound rude, but how the fuck do you two remember your usernames?
Quote #82551~jjuuhhaa quotes, Aug 2, 2013, 5:00:41 AM
12:59:02 <jjuuhhaa> there is a new racial adjustement brush in lightroom
12:59:05 <jjuuhhaa> *radial
Quote #82514^twicehalf quotes, Jul 31, 2013, 11:42:20 AM
05:40:28 PM <sockhidingunderarock> It's a dog eat dog reich and I'm wearing bacon pants.
Quote #82784=Eitvys200 quotes, Aug 14, 2013
18:14:17 <junoknight> dxd: There's someone I haven't seen in a while.
18:14:34 <dxd> i haven't seen him either
18:15:02 <Endorell-Taelos> where is dxd then?
18:15:17 <dxd> in a ditch somewhere
Quote #82722^laserBEAST quotes, Aug 11, 2013
11:51:27 PM <TeenBeat> How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
11:51:38 PM <TeenBeat> Eclipse it!
11:52:10 PM <TeenBeat> No?
11:52:15 PM <TeenBeat> Nothing?
11:52:27 PM <TeenBeat> Okay.
Old But Gold
A new section of The LOL Corner which features a quote that was submitted quite some time ago and has a lot of love (). We hope you enjoy this week's pick!
Quote #21726!DreamingMyth quotes, Aug 23, 2009, 12:41:44 AM
22:38:01 * dammitMEL is away: Emailing my math teacher on a Saturday night. What a social life.
22:38:20 <mykel> Hope it's got nudes attacthed to it.
22:38:33 <whoatherechief> "Please sir, can I have an A?"
22:38:51 <mykel> "Tits or a D-"
22:39:35 <cuppas> im so gonna be a teacher.
22:40:04 <mykel> yeha but they frown upon that in kindergarten.
Thank you to ^bradleysays and ^laserBEAST for suggesting quotes for this article.